Gargantuan Veg

Last night I went outside to collect tomatoes for my all time favorite summertime recipe, Pasta With Fresh Tomato, Roasted Garlic and Brie. Yum. We will eat this a million times before the summer is over.

Anyway, so I'm out collecting ripe tomatoes when I start poking at my zucchini plants to see if anything has grown, you know, since I've put zero effort into them since planting. And OH. MY. GOD.

To give some perspective on the size of this sucker...

Using some highly scientific standards, I weighed myself on the Wii (yes, it has in fact turned into a glorified scale), and then weighed again with the zucchini. Officially it said 1.8 pounds, but I think it is over 2.

Now, what the heck do I do with it? Maybe this...