Thursday, September 11, 2008

Crazy Cube Neighbor

My Crazy Cube Neighbor REALLY IS crazy. His CCN acronym didn’t come out to thin air. For those of you who haven’t been following my tweets, here are some of my CCN entries:

Crazy Cube Neighbor just left a loud & aggressive voice message with shrink about wanting to "stomp someone's face to make a point." 02:04 PM July 03, 2008 from web

Crazy Cube Neighbor trying to find home phone number of old UM guidance counselor again- forget the obvious crazy- WHO DIALS 411 ANYMORE??
12:51 PM July 07, 2008 from web

Crazy Cube Neighbor very chipper this morning. Went to the Indian Pow Wow Festival on Sat. & is now talking about the circus nonstop.
08:34 AM July 14, 2008 from web

Think Crazy Cube Neighbor must have Tourettes Syndrome. Just growled, "Diaper Baby! Diaper Baby!" It was really freaky.
03:01 PM July 23, 2008 from web

Crazy Cube Neighbor just growled, " I smoke crack!" with another smattering of obscenities.
11:30 AM August 07, 2008 from web

Crazy Cube Neighbor is on a roll this week. Now he is growling "Stinking Irish Cod, Stinking Irish Cod!" with obscenities. So glad it's Fri.
02:07 PM August 08, 2008 from web

Crazy Cube Neighbor left crazy/threatening messages on voice mail of potential employer. Today got a call saying services not needed.
02:15 PM August 12, 2008 from web

Crazy Cube Neighbor is listening to creepy spa-like Native American flute music. Really Loud. It is anti-calming to me. I want to scream.
01:41 PM August 14, 2008 from web

Just heard Crazy Cube Neighbor brought in candy yesterday with a note saying something along the lines of "Bite this / suck on these"
01:37 PM September 04, 2008 from web

Crazy Cube Neighbor calling antique shops to try and sell an old pocket knife and tire gauge. Pawn shop told him not worth anything.
01:58 PM September 05, 2008 from web

Crazy Cube Neighbor made more statements about wanting a weapon yesterday. Reported it to management. We will see what happens. I'm nervous.
about 7 hours ago from web

Notice that last one? Yeah, it made me nervous too. This was the second time. The first incident was about a month ago, when he said, “I’m going to kill you. I’m going to effing shoot you.” I’m fairly certain he was talking to his computer; but still, you can’t say things like that at work.

Some of it is funny though.

He calls his shrink from work all the time. Is 32 years old and gets into fights with his mom about what kind of salad dressing tastes best. Frequently calls pawns shops to sell items with no value and then is offended when they tell him that.

Did you notice the "Bite this / suck on these" tweet? Well, my friend NES actually SAW the note and took a photo of it. It was too good to pass up and she blogged about it. Well, apparently another coworker saw it and publicly shamed her. NES took the blog down.

While I know it is not my place, to that coworker I say a big fat screw you. I sit by this guy everyday. He is nuts. I see nothing wrong with mocking him for it. It is funny. People talk about him all day. What is the difference if it is in writing? Blogging is a quasi anonymous way to vent these things. There is a whole lot less chance that he would be hurt by this than hearing people whisper 20 feet away.

So again, screw you. People gossip all day long, how is this ANY different? You deal with him 8 hours a day and then we can talk.

1 comment:

gina said...

That guy is really creepy! Sorry you have to deal with him Shan!
He's physco!!!!!